Top Ten Signs We’re Not In Kansas Anymore

  • transvestite eunuch beggars, hijra
  • enormous slums beneath expensive real estate
  • people everywhere
  • muslim calls to prayer
  • everyone has an angle on you; beggars, swindlers, salesmen, etc.
  • everyone is sweeping and cleaning, but the streets are still dirty
  • eating rice and curry (and everything) with your fingers
  • free range cattle – ranging everywhere in the city
  • city goats – shepherded by children
  • black and yellow taxis everywhere, horns always honking