What to do with 5 years worth of old financial documents and tax records?
Shredding takes too long and gets extremely boring after 5 sheets.
I once tried throwing all my old papers in a trash bag and adding paint. That didn’t work too well, and the paint never dried.
Another time I tried soaking papers in bleach, hoping the ink would disappear. That didn’t really work either.
Fire worked. I probably could have charged Andrew for the privilege of burning all these papers!